Shit. Screw all the Black, Red, and Plum card: etc... I got this! The all new American Depressive card. You basically get declined even before you swipe the card. No more hoping you have enough on your credit limit for that expensive meal you just bought for your date. No more worrying about overdraft charges. Those $35 buckaroos add up! The Dollar Menu is my friend. Like T.I. "You can have whatever you like" as long as its on that Dollar Menu. And as long as I have enough change in the ashtray in my car.
Happy Hump Day and Happy Spending!
Over and out...
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Date? You go on dates? =0
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