Best Xmas Commercial

well besides the Norelco Santa...

Jerk Face

Why does this girl look so hot Jerkin it?



Jerk it, Jerk off, or just Jerk...

Damn I gotta find me this lil Jerk Face!

6 o' clock...

Shots, shots, shot, shot, shot...

Heading out to Frisco later today for the weekend to get reunited with my 6 o' clock shot partner, Nu shoes. Got my gear ready and my fist pumpin down on lock!

I been watching this VIDEO For inspiration and/or pratice... These moves are killer!

Emerald Cut

Seeing these pictures make me miss the good ol Emerald City. I'm not missing the rain and cold. But I miss the Culture and Especially the People. Fam, Friends, and Team RamRod. Not the nicest BMW I've seen. I think mine is better, maybe I'm a lil biased. I think I should take my ride up there and do a shoot with Big Brother (P's 740). When is good? Hmmmm. Soon I hope. But we doing it in the Dirty! Dirty South Everett!

On To The Next One...

Oldie but goodie. This is all I been listening to lately. Music these days just don't cut it for me anymore. Maybe it's a sign of me getting old. I accept it now. Old with bad knees. But still a big kid at heart...

Foo Fighters - All My Life.



Makes me wanna Drive fast, Shred hard, and Just Rage.

Here's another one just for Shits and Giggles...

Foo Fighters - Pretender



Happy Hump Day!!!

Snow Day

Decisions, Decisions...

Go up to SF and Party for the Weekend? or stay back and go Shred?

So what if SoCal doesn't have the greatest Pow or Natural Snow for that matter. The Storm that hit last week gave us great new Natural Snow and the local Mountains have not stopped blowing since (TWSS)

These pics are from Mt. High. One of the 2 Local Mts. I have a pass at. Hour and a Half away from the beach. Can it get any better? Well it can but this is a PG Blog and I type to slow to get into the durty durty details...

I'm gonna go pretend Lady GaGa is hot and that she doesn't have a wiener. While I'm in GaGa land... Make up my mind for me. Thanks!

Grand Master Smalls

Can you please explain something to me???
Why is Jatra in every picture of you where you are getting mean mugged?

I think you may have a new Pupil... Take him under your wings! Show him the ways!!!

I Like

Is Freestyle making a comeback?

Sure sounds like it...

I haven't been listening to much Hip Hop/R&B lately, But "I Like" this song!

Let's hurry up and get this TYCO reunion Crackin!!!

Color Me Badd

I want this!!!
I need this!!!

Color Me Badd, Color Me Purple... Color Me whatever the hell you want. This is something I need for my Office/Boom Boom Room. Gradient Colors and Endless possibilities of patterns. This is just Sick! The colored pencils are a plus for all you Creative artist's. But for dull individuals like me, they serve nothing but a shallow form of art. Something to fill the blank void on a wall. But for $52 dollars per row of 100 pencils without the pencils. That's $260 for five rows! I'm think I'm gonna try to make this shit myself. $260 can get me a whole lot of Double Cheeseburgers with Mac Sauce. Yeah you heard right, Mac Sauce Bitches! So if any of you guys have extra colored pencils you wanna donate, Hit me on the Gmail...

Going with the Blog title. I'll leave you guys with this. Happy Friday.

GUCCI!!!

Hot Sizzle

Let me paint the picture for you. I was at a nice fancy Mexican restaurant in SD with Tina. Lights were dim, Drinks were strong. By that I mean it was the typical Mexi-American spot and we were with her whole fam westside of SD. Long and cold day at Seaworld, I needed a Drink. Scotch on the rocks is my poison. Sippin and grubbin on Chips and Salsa, we finally get our food. Get the Typical "can I get you anything else" from the waiter, I asked for "hot sauce". He responded with, "coming right up partner." Then he brings me this! "Hot Stuff" The bottle looks just like Sriracha, taste just like Sriracha, label is a lil different. Now I don't know if Sriracha is just that good (it is) or if it's made by the man to demolish all pigmented people. This shit is like crack! But after realizing the waiter called me "Partner" and brought me "Hot Stuff" I defended my manhood and hit on every single female in the restaurant. Even though I was sitting next to "Hot Stuff" I wandered around tipsy and on a mission.

"How many Ladies in the house? How many Ladies in the house without a Spouse? Something in your Blouse got me feeling so aroused! What you about?"

So pretty much I just sat there eating my food feeling uncomfortable. You read my whole story that was made up and was pointless and had nothing to do with the hot sauce. But thanks for reading.

Happy Tuesday!
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Nike SB.1

I just copped that new new Nike SB back pack. Since its rain season it comes with rain boots. Get em while they last... They won't last long.
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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn!

Catch me here this weekend. Join me if you want. Plenty of room in the heart shaped tub...
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Sex N Money

Sex N Money. Could you ask for anything else?



This song just came on at work and I actually kinda dig it. A lil Miami sound had everyone wanting shots at 9 in the morning. Girls were groovin and I was pretending my scrubs were a White Linen Suit... 60 degrees in here and I'm pretending I'm in South Beach. Can't wait to get off work and go to Happy Hour... See you suckers there!