Allow me to introduce Ourselves...

Let me introduce you to Team RamRod and the Ramee's...
And in case you didn't know, We like to pound Black DUDEs!

No Fat Chicks

What did the tire say to the fender?

I RUB YOU!

Whistler

Great times over the weekend with Team RamRod!

Sorry I had to cut it short and go home a day early...

See you guys in Mammoth for New Years!

Shii

New game system made just for women. The Shii. Cop this shit for your lady, wife, etc...

Drop Stop

Another ingenious idea. And another get rich quick invention I sluffed out on. Why can't I ever think of some clever shit like this. I'm always dropping change, food, cell phone, etc... down my crack.

Check out more info HERE

FULLfilled

After weeks of being on my mind I finally got it! And it was everything I imagined and more. She was sweet, fluffy, crispy, warm, and gooey. If heaven was a taste, this is what I envision it would be. But the experience was way to quick and she left me wanting more. Damn it! I can't focus now. I feel incomplete. I must have it. I need it.

"How sweet it is to be loved by you..."
sent from Eebon's Blackberry

For Sale

Louis Vuitton "Evidence Millionaire" sunglasses.

I'm partial about selling these. But it seems like everybody and their moms has these now. So it's time to move on and get something else. Mint condition and comes with box, carrying case, and cleaning cloth.

$900 bucks. If you're interested hit me up.

Sippin' and Dippin'

2ply

Just in case you forgot what this kind of paper this is used for...
sent from Eebon's Blackberry

Chesticles

A new take on chest bumps. Not sure how fast it's going to catch on...

But lets try it until it becomes the new thingy!

Aqua Net Set

So tasty! I don't know what look Cassie is going for. But she's BANGIN (no pun intended)

Clipped

I guess having nice things do pay off sometimes. Hanging out with Christy and Joey the other night, Joey noticed my wallet and asked what is was. Telling her what it was she asked me if I wanted a free Coach wallet. Apparently she bought this for her pops for Christmas but he didn't want it. Being that I like nice thing (little does she know all my wallets are cheap knock offs) She gave this to me since I guess I'm the only guy she knows that would actually rock this. To bad I'm posting this shit up on Ebay so I can buy 10 more knock offs! hah! Just kidding...

Thanks For the wallet Joey!

Kiss Me Thru the Phone...

I'll see you when I get home...

Heading home yesterday bumpin my music to Power 106's power hour, I was crankin dat to Soulja Boy's "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" techno remix. Not knowing I guess my ginormous belly called Mic. (my phone sit on my waist in my fat creases) He doesn't pick up but I guess the song played in his voicemail. Thinking I played it for him he hits me with a 143 text! It made my day. But then I come to find out that is was all a misunderstanding. Good thing I wasn't singing along to the song like I usually do. Who knows what kind of a text he would've sent me then? My voice is pretty much beautiful and its known to seduce. I'm just sayin...

Raise it Up

So not only did California's state taxes get increased. I just found out that Vehicle Registration Fees just got increased. Pretty much your gonna look at paying double the amount of what you paid for registration last year. Probably the best thing ever! I love living in a state that is beyond broke. For more info click HERE

Case of the Monday's

Just got tickets to go see Russell Peters on May 2nd. So excited to see this guy live. Reminds me of when Mic and Pitra came to visit when I 1st moved into my new place. We were watching this skit while the DirecTv guy was installing my satellite, which BTW was a black guy. Probably wasn't the best idea... But regardless this skit is funny as hell and he's hilarious.

Blowin Smoke

A new take on "eating on the go" / "charbroiled" / "fast food"

Perfect for any tailgater on a budget. The new way to cook a burger while away from home. Stick this in your tailpipe (twss) and let the heat from your exhaust cook your meat. Dual exhaust? Twice the beef! Quad exhaust? Even better!

Puff Daddy

As you all know yesterday was April Fools day. I had a rare break in between my cases yesterday so I went and met Tia for lunch at the mall. She heard of this Beard Papa' s place that has nothing but cream puffs. Heading to the food court, she makes a B line straight to the Beard Papa's counter. I wanted real food first... So after getting Baja Fresh we headed back to the cream puffs. (after telling the guy we would be back shortly) All excited she asked the guy for a couple of cream puffs and a boba tea. He looks up and responds with "we're sold out. more should be ready in 30 minutes." We stood there with a blank stare waiting for a "APRIL FOOLS!" yeah but nothing... Didn't he think to put a new batch in the oven when we told him we'd be back? Is this place really that good? or is he just that stoopid? None the less I didn't get to try these awesome looking cream puffs. I can't stop thinking about them. and when I do... some reason I think of this video. Weird.

Snow White

This is to damn Creative. I can't make fun of MIC for having this on his MacBook just cause its so clever! Why can't I ever think of something simple, yet ingenious. Whoever thought of this is probably gonna get mad rich... Damn Bastard!