Just one Thing

Hot Damn!!! I don't know what it is about Amerie. She's looked the same for years. But every time I see a new picture of her and get like T-Pain and I'm Sprung. Long Legs, Fishnets, and Spanky's! Mmmmm mmmmm Good!

"Honey check it out you got me mesmerized, with your Black Hair and them Fatass thighs."

Cold Chillin

"It used to say Cold Chillin, now it just says Old Chili"

Got a crock pot for a housewarming gift. So I decided to make some turkey chili from scratch. I would describe the process of making it to you. But its a lil explicit. I take my food porn seriously!

Just know it was thick, rich, and spicy. Pretty much any and everything I like has those 3 standards... See the bread bowl? I took it over the top with that! Go ahead and wipe your drool. I'll give you a minute.
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Bully

Meet Alyssa. She's Tia's new puppy. English Bulldog/Boston Terrier mix. Isn't she the cutest thing ever? She was until she peed all over my house and jizzed on my couch. Do girl dogs jizz? Guess I learn something new errday. Hmmmmmm.
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Top Gun

WTF? Maverick outside of Bodega in Boston rockin some Clae's??? Talk about "Highway to the Danger Zone!"

and if you didn't know Kenny Loggins wrote "Danger Zone" He's from Everett. Don't believe me? Google it. He's also got a Shrine in Applebees on Everett Mall Way. He also wrote "Footloose" Don't Forget:

EVERETT IS FOR HUSTLERS!

That's why Team RamRod is from there...

Detoxic

Today marks the 1st official day of Detox. After a couple of days on a Tea cleanse... I'm ready to fast and eat nothing for the next 4 days. Nothing at all but this sweet ass concoction of Lemon, Maple Syrup, and Cayenne Pepper. You're probably drooling. I understand. I would be to if I were you.

Why you ask? Guess it's the combo of partying, junk food, and swine. I did this Detox last year and felt great afterwards. Just getting thru it is the difficult part. Mind over Matter! If she don't mind, it don't matter ;)

If any of you guys want the recipe: HIT ME ON THE HIP!

Scratch and Sniff

I finally jumped on the Rockband Bandwagon. You can say I'm somewhat a beast on the Drums. rule #1: DO NOT TOUCH MY DRUM SET!

But I can't wait to get DJ HERO. Looks like there will be something else to scratch at home besides myself!

Clean on the Outside, Cream on the Inside

Meet the Super Shaved Iced from Guppi House. She comes with the sweetest and perkiest Strawberries. The softest, most succulent Bananers. Drizzled with finest top shelf Condensed Milk. Topped with handmade Vanilla, Strawberry, and Mango ice cream. Probably the next best thing to whip cream in the bedroom. By that I mean a big tub of Cool Whip watching Night at the Roxbury. "What if the inside of the club looked liked the outside and the outside looked liked the inside?" One of the greatest movie ever made.... EMILIO!!!

Back to the Shaved Ice. This thing is suppose to feed 7-9 people. Why did I get this all alone and demolish it and went for seconds? I'm a beast and that's what I do! Ok so what if there were 6 of us and we took half to go. You ask who takes ice to go? I do! Put that shit in some stirofoam and hold it against the AC in your car to keep it cool. Don't tell me you never learned anything from reading this hot mess of a blog. You can take the dude out of Everett. But you can't take the Everett out the dude. TWSS.
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Bye Bye Blue

My boy Blue passed over the weekend.

You'll be missed buddy.

I still think you could've kicked fireball's ass! But T never let me try... Oh well. Have fun living that pipe dream.
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Top Ramen

Went out last night and had some Japanese Ramen at Ebisu. I felt a little under dressed since I was in my workout gear and everyone and there moms were in Japanese Hipster Gear. Even Gramama's wear rockin that thang like... Ooooo oooooo ooooo. Whoops. I just got done listening to The Dream.



Anywhoo. I know them Japs are kinky as shit with their Bukake and what not. But look at this shit here: YOU CAN ORDER A SIDE OF MEN WITH YOUR FOOD! Double U Tee Effin crazy. Contrary to the belief... I was not excited. Girls would probably love this. But can a dude get side of Chicken wangs? Mmmmm. Side of Bok Choy? Double mmmmm. A side of WOMEN with an extra side of Funbags and Bootylicious on top of that? Triple mmmmmm. But please no Soda on the side. Is that to much to ask for? I didn't think so...



Ebisu: thank you for the delicious Ramen, awesome Curry Katsu, and Fantasmic Udon. But please, please, please make your kinky menu more gender friendly. Yes you might get a bunch of skeezers and slut bags in your fine establishment. But think of the tips!



Don't forget: Trick Luv the Kids!



I'm out like this with a hug and kiss. MUAH!

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Boxed Out

BDot talked about how I love cars that are "Hella Flush" on his blog. and Yes I'm a sucker for some Poke and Stretch (TWSS) there's nothing better than riding low with that Gangster Lean... Many of you might not know this but BDot was the "O.G" when it came to Leaning. He had this E30 318 with the passenger seat leaning so hard that you were basically sitting face to face with the driver. If that's not Leaning then I don't know what is... Not as nice as Yours B, But these were some nice attempts.

Being a BMW enthusiast. Someday I will have this bad chick in my stable. 1989 BMW E30 M3: except she will have some poke and stretch.

Thanks BDot for turning me on to some Bavarian Flavor. German Chocolate, Beer, and Brats. What more could you ask for? don't answer that. I know what some of you out there are thinking you sick bastards... haha

Orange Juice

After watching VH1's Hip Hop Honors and walking in the rain this morning, I can't get this song out of my head:

Razor's Edge

I know Halloween is all about Gore, Gruesome, and Gnarly things about Zombies, Ghools, and Ghost. But seriously... WTF?!?! This is just wrong.

Might as well make fake Heroin needles that you stick into your arms to pretend you overdosed.

Call me a Sucka if you want, but I'm all about dressing up as early 90's Celebrities. That's when style was what these Youngin's now a days call "SWAG" Just look at Bobby Brown, MC Hammer, Milli Vanilli, Prince, etc... That was "STEEZ"

Go dress up as your Favorite Celeb and have some fun this Halloween!

Happy BDay MIc

Happy BDay Brother! Hope you have as much fun today as you did in this sexy ass picture!

Here's a song from me to you. or should I say from you to me... haha

Happy 29 my Brutha from another Mutha. Tell Shonez I said whattup. don't eat to much Tillamook cake sir.

iChoc

I'm pretty loyal to my Blackberry... But I can't get the paper toss game on it. I can't send pieces of shit on BBM like you can on the iPhone Ping. and I can't get awesome cases like this. I might mess around and get to hungry at work and eat the damn thing... But shit it looks cools! Sweet and Sexy. Just how I like em ;)

I think it's time I go to the darkside and convert to an iPhone. If they have a case that looks like fried chicken and waffles... I'm all over it (twss)

They don't want me, They wanna F*ck my car

The whole "Hella Flush" thing is catching on pretty quick. My setup right now is causing chunks of tires scraping off and sidewalls that have a mirror like shine to it... Now that winter is nearing, I think it's time to do something new. This is a good example of a nice functional stance.

Damn that ass looks sexy!

"ass so fat you can see it from the front"

Think I want the same wheels but in chrome.

"my paint so wet, it looks like lemonade"

Love Potion

"No matter who you is miss, you can get the business"
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