Monster Frosting

With all this talk going around about Sprinkles, Cupcake Royale...

I feel like I need to go try these places. But I can't be caught dead carrying around one of these "pretty" cupcakes with their fancy shmancy designs. It might make me look a little "diabetic" and that I mean "sweet". I can't afford to lose my thuggish image. Get me some of these thangs. I would look like a bad ass while enjoying these so called "Taste of Heaven" The Cookie Monster has always been a bad ass. As will I! just sayin...