True Blend

Well its Thursday and I'm still wishing I was at the Magic Trade Show instead of here at work. Just thinking about all the new and free clothes that are being given away, the celebrities, and of course all the GIRLS! I'll be up in there soon. But as a Vendor and not a Consumer. Hopefully me and Mic can get our line up and boomin! But till then enjoy the pic below and have a great day. Oh yeah this is from the "Stevelle" booth. At a glance, Doesn't it seem like it is MY NAME?

smell of victory

Or is it gonna be defeat?

Morning all. Happy hump day! I'm blackberry blogging again today. I'm all the way out in San Bernadino today. Which BTW is rated one of the worse cities in America. So of course I feel right in my element and safe as can be.

Anywho, as most of you know I'm doing the Nike 10k human race with J Squeezy and a few close friends this Sunday. I know I should be training for it. But I've been on vaca for the past week and I'm in ultra lazy mode this week. We have an hour and fifteen minutes to complete 6.2 miles. I know I've ran a longer distance in the past. But that was months ago and 45lbs ago. I feel like a lump now. I'm hoping you guys don't kick my ass to bad. See you at the finish line. I might be crawling past it though...

The New Black

So the magic trade show just kicked off and I wish I was there instead here and back at work. I've been trying to find a way to get into the show: hittin up friends, looking for online tickets, make a fake press pass. But when it came down to it an got an entry from Pang. I'm to broke to take another week off to go explore magic and try to get free stuff. I mean who wants free gear anyways? But if you happen to be at the show. Please stop by the IN4MATION booth and steal this little gem for me. Thanks!

Food For Thought

Here is a real MADE UP story by Pitra that he told me is Seattle and led me to believe that this really occurred. ..

So Pitra was at the grocery store and he was at the checkout line and noticed the girl in front of him with a whole crap load of T.V. Dinners:

Pitra: Excuse me, are you single?

Girl: I am! How did you know? Is it because you noticed all the T.V. Dinners?

Pitra: NO! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKIN UGLY!

As mean as this sounds I couldn't help but to laugh my ass off for a good 5 minutes. As soon as I caught my breath he tell me he just made that story up for a good chuckle. Good job P! See you soon for your B-Day...

Konichiwa Bitches

I'm back home! After a wild, crazy, and fun week back in Seattle. I am now back in the Golden State and enjoying the SoCal weather. I've realized that California is where my home is now. Though my heart will always be back in Seattle, SoCal is where my life is now. I've contemplated on moving back to Seattle from time to time. But this last trip justified my reasonings of staying here in California. This is my "New Beginning" Thank you to everyone in Seattle for making it feel like I never even left. And Thank You for always welcoming me back and showing me a great homecoming everytime. But now its back to life and back to reality. Well that is for the next 4 days until... "Team Ram Rod" comes down here. Then its homecoming all over again. This time its SoCal style! Love you fam! Let's try to out do the last couple of weekends!!!

Half Full

I'm halfway through with my vacation and having the best time ever! Just hanging back with the fam and loved ones. Reminiscing and clownin around. That's all I need. I am starting to miss home a bit, missing my own bed and also my partner in crime. But this vacation has been nothing but fun and filled with crazy adventures. Even though I'm from here, I look like a tourist carrying my camera around everywhere. But like they say: pictures are worth a thousand words. However I think our pics are worth WAY more. But I gotta keep it PG for this family oriented blog. With that I'll leave you with some porn down below. Happy Hump Day Ya'll!!!

Funky Expedition

Still here on my vacation in the Pacific Northwest. Though its been over 4 years since I lived here and 6 months since my last visit, things still feel like I've never left. I'm staying in my parents basement, my mom is cooking me bomb ass food, and my close friends are still close. The only difference now is that we have way more crazy stories and events to experience during a weekend than ever before. A recap of this past weekend includes: alcohol, crusing, ferry rides, more cruising, VIP, Dom P, flipping cars, ditches, bushes, marriott, and tv dinners. And that was just in one day. One of the craziest days/nights I've ever had. Thanks for the welcome home shabang guys! Well I'm still here for the next week. Have a Happy Monday fellers. Keep you guys updated...

Homecoming

Well I'm sitting here in the plane waiting for it to take off. I'm heading back home to visit friends and family. Its been over 3 years since I've been able to take a whole week off. I've been busy working and establishing myself professionally and personally. This is a well deserved break. I feel like I owe this to myself. I need this for myself. To everyone in seattle: SEE YOU SOON FAM. To peeps in cali: BE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. Have a safe weekend guys. HOLLER!

J Boog - don't have to much fun without me while I'm gone. Missin you already...

Dear Jen

Thank you for your concern. I am enjoying my day off so much. I slept in and had a good breakfast. Its beautiful outside and I couldn't ask for a better day off. I hope you're having fun sticking it to the man.

The end.

-Eebon

p.s. How's the hangover treating you?

Real Talk, Ya Feel Me?

So me and J Squeezy were having some yogurt yesterday and "Magic Johnson's" best friend came up and asked for 90 cents. Most people ask for change or a dollar or such. But this guy needed 90 cents! So I reach into my wallet and gave the guy my last dollar. and with that dollar Me and J Squeezy got schooled with life lessons. To make a long story short, we learned 3 important lessons and also how to use "real talk" and "ya feel me" correctly :

1. People have "Do Not Disturb" signs. You just gotta knock before you can enter, ya feel me?

2. Treat her good and she'll treat you good. If anything better! and that's real talk!

3. Laptops, WIIs, Plasmas and other important electronics are kept in the refrigerator. You just gotta open it up, ya feel me?

I guess you do learn new things everyday. On our way out we ran into this guy again. We didn't stop this time around because we just couldn't absorb any more info into our sponge and also because we wanted to get our drink and our 2 step on...

Hot FIYA

I'm heading up to Seattle in a few days. I have a few things I gotta take care of. IE: Buy wife beaters, fresh V-necks, get my gear together, and pack my new camera. I'm gonna take as many pics as possible so you all can see how beautiful it is back home. Most importantly I want to have as many photo shoots as possible. Last time I did this one of Everett's finest, but it was with a crap camera. I'm hoping we can recreate this with a little better quality and turn it into a masterpiece...

Bons Bons and All That Good Stuff

Its summertime and its hot out. What's the best way to cure a hot summer day? ICE CREAM! I think my favorite is Caramel Sundae. What's yours?"Watch these rap ni**az get all up in your guts

French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe

Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched

And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up"

"EACH OF US HAS A FIRE IN OUR HEARTS FOR SOMETHING. IT'S OUR GOAL IN LIFE TO FIND IT AND KEEP IT LIT."

The Thunderkatz

Here's a group I've been listening to a lot lately. I first saw them on the MTV show: From G's to Gents. Call it trendy or whatever you want, but they have an old school 80's vibe to them. They are signed to Murder INC. which I think is kind of weird. But whatever. What do I know? HOLLA HOLLA. ITS MURDAAAA!

Life Motto

When in Doubt...
But When I'm Rich, Imma say...

Long Hurrr Don't Currr

I'm attempting to grow out my hair once again. I've tried in the past but have failed many times. I haven't had hair in over 10 years. This is going to be my final attempt. So far, so good. I'll give you guys weekly updates on the progress. Happy Monday Fam!

Shark Bite

Here are some highlights from the weekend:

Jen said, "That girl is cute EXCEPT SHE HAS CANKLES!" (peep the blue dress) I was used as a decoy to snap a photo of them sexy stems.
"This is what happens when you shop at Forever 21!" She busted her top button. I was stuck on booty shorts watch all night. I had to make sure they didn't slip off while she was droppin it like it was hot. That firery red thing had undivided my attention!
I don't know who's more PIMP? This guy or the guy in the background with a tie and a wife beater on...
She didn't go red. But she still so money!
This was the 37th time she asked some "STOOOOPID" random to take our picture.

ROOTS

Jen says she needs to get her hair colored. I personally think its a talent that she can dye her roots a different color and make it look so natural. But whatev! I'm a guy. What do I know? So I said if she must, she should go back to red like the picture. She thinks she looks "washed out" with that color. I happen to think she looks mighty FINE and FANTABULOUS with that red on top of her dome. If you guys see her or talk to her this weekend tell her you hate the red. She is very stubborn. So if you say you hate it...She will probably do it. Lets hope this reverse psychology works!

2 Miles an hour...

So everybody sees you.

I rode this bad boy into work today. My hands are still shaking from the pure adrenaline that this things gives me every time I ride it. There's nothing like going 38mph through Downtown Santa Ana. Ok maybe the adrenaline was due to the 4 cops I saw on the way to work with 4 gangsters handcuffed per cop. But I like to think it was due to the massive sound barrier like speed. My main mode of transportation these days consist of my bicycle or this scooter. My car is being neglected. She hasn't moved in over 3 days. But I'm doing my part in being green and saving the earth. Ok fine! I'm being cheap and don't want to spend 75 dollars to fill my tank. But that's besides the fact.

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

Anti Chaffing

I rode my bike into work today. And if you live in SoCal you've probably seen all those bikers in their biking outfit riding around looking all awesome and such. Well contrary to belief I rock only a T-Shirt and Shorts. And if you don't live in SoCal here is what all the bikers look like. Even though this outfit has great anti chaffing benefits, I think I will stick to my T-Shirt and Shorts...

Safety 1st

Summer time is here and one of the best things you can do is shine up your ride and just go cruise. I remember I used to wake up early and detail the shit outta my car just so I can go cruise and show off the shine. For some reason I used to always focus on the windows the most. I would wipe them bitches down until it looked so clear that you would think the windows were rolled down. One day I finished detailing my car and needed my keys to get back into my house. Well I look inside my car and saw the keys on the front passenger seat. I proceeded to reach through the window to grab the keys: Only one problem...The window was still rolled up. You see in Seattle we had to have the windows crystal clear, it was to cold to roll them down but you wanted the illusion of flossin windows down with the music turned up. Well as I reach in goin head 1st I clunked my dome on the window and got a big welt on my forehead for 3 days. So here's a safety lesson for you: Make sure your windows are rolled down before going full force head first while reaching to grab something inside. It'll save you the embarrassment and the gosh darn ugly welt on your forehead.

NASA

Are those space pants you are wearing???

Cause your butt is out of this world!!!

Just sayin...

Blue Steel

There is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously GOOD LOOKING. We just don't know what it is yet.

Don't Mind The Smell...

Its just that I'm the SHIT!

Happy Hump Day Ya'll

If I Could Turn Back Time???

I stole this from another blog. But I think it's dope. Check it:


Why ?

Today & Anticipation of Tomorrow is so much more fun. The Unknown.

Why would you want to go back and relive things just a little different...why ?
Is there Security there, a certain happiness ?
& If you could would all that you remember be there ?

No.

It would not be the same. Why ?
Because you are not the same.

To want to turn back is selfish, to have it your way...controlled, conditioned...trapped.

No, I will take Anticipation & Today, but spend a little more concentration on, or should
I say meditate more on Today. Everything other than now, is History & Speculation.

Be Well.

Tomorrow never Dies

"Today is a process that leads to the finish line of tomorrow" - Pharrell

Instead of living day to day. I used to live for reason, goals, and outcomes. I'm not saying its a bad thing to do, but I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's not about the outcome. It's about the journey. Live for the day and look forward to what tomorrow has to offer. Today is the present...OPEN IT!

Punks Jump Up To Get Beatdown