Take Home Chef

Yes I made this all myself! If you ain't know, you better axe somebody!!!

Like Frito Lays, That's Nacho Cheese

Saturday Hieu and I decided to go ride to the beach. It was sunny when we started... But this is what it looked like once we got to the beach front.


The 2 mile ride to the front was way to horrendous. Had to refuel with Nachos and Propel. It was a steal of a deal to! $10 for all that shit!!!


On the way back I was trying to be cool on my bike. I crashed for the first time. Here's my battle scar. I know it looks really bad. But no I didn't need stitches and I'll live. I do walk with a limp now. I don't know if it's cause of the crash or it's because I'm a pimp... hmmmmmm.

Afterwards it was so cold that we rode to a PHO spot that just opened by my house. It's a new take on fast food. The place was called PHOTASTIC. Not knowing what to expect we look at the menu asking if they had tripe, tendon, you know? the works! It was a white kid working the register. He goes, "uhhhhh you want me to make some suggestions for you?" That totally caught me off guard. Then he ask, "are you guys traveling the states on your bikes?" I'm thinking uhhhhh yes cause I got on a back pack and shorts and I look like Lance mutherfuckin Armstrong. But I was nice and just ordered.

We get our Chicken Pho and it came to us luke warm. (it's suppose to be steaming hot) So we bring it up front and asked them to reheat it in the microwave for us. But instead of reheating it, They made us brand new bowls that nearly melted the plastic bowl and utensils.

During the middle of eating our newly made bowls. The head chef came out and apologized and gave us free dessert. Snickerdoodles and an apple tart. Food was good for what it was and just because of the customer service, I'll be back.

The dessert is completely gone. Don't worry my battle scar is healing nicely. But I'm still walking with a limp. I think it's now because of a combo being wounded, extra full, and because of being such a P-I-M-P.

"I'm a pimp by blood, not relation."

West Ride

If you guys know me, then you know that I like drinks a little FIERCE, foods a little SPICY, desserts a little SWEET, and girls a little HOOD. Squeezy sent me this pic the other day. You see why I like her so much? Even in fuschia scrubs... She keeps it gangster! I don't know if its cause she lives in LB or its because I stole those scrubs for her and by me doing so propelled he into becoming a G in this foto. Either way any fine ass girl that can throw up a W like that gets extra cool points in my book. She may be a DIME. But with this foto she just became a $2 dollar bill. Worth more than a dime and way more rare! HOLLER!

Hater Blockers

XMAS is right around the corner. So I'm gonna start my list early. I want these Blue Blockers! Remember the infomercials back in the day about these bad boys? They make everything much brighter and vibrant once you put them on! I was sold when I watched the infomercial for the first time. I just wished I was old enough to buy them at the time. I'm upset that I didn't get to "act now and receive a second pair free." oh and remember this guy? Dr. Geek. His flows were SICK!

Hair Raiser

Pretty much I screwed up on my hair cut. I tried to be a cheap ass and attempted to give myself a trim. I cleaned up the sides and slipped. So I ended up with this crap. I think I now have a strong resemblence to Bert from Sesame Street. We both Yellow and we both have Groovy and Poofy hair. I'm working on the UNI BROW now. Gotta make a look complete, you know? I've also stopped shaving and showering. I'd rather be like Oscar. I think that's a better look for me...

a Dime and a Nickel

Mac Sauce

Friday night after picking up Kam and Vu we went out to party at Zanzibar in Santa Monica. We did the typical partying, dancing, kickin game to chicks, and of course getting denied by those chicks we kicked game to. Pretty much all night we drank and danced with each other. And before you start making any gay comments, its actually more fun than you think, try it out sometime ;) after the club we did what any drunk douche bags do and we went to go get some food...

We went to the nearest place we could find, McDONALD'S! We pretty much ordered 10 Double Cheeseburger's, 10 McChicken's, and 25 Fries. While ordering all this Kam is yelling out the window "WITH MAC SAUCE!!!!" We get the order without even checking and we get everything but our chicken sammy's. I dive into my burger and noticed its drowning in special sauce. I was caught off guard. I didn't know how to react to this foreign sauce in my burger. Ok maybe I didn't know how to react to Kam hand feeding me the burger. But that's a different story all on its own. I went on to finish this delight and proceeded on my fries next.

Killa told me that a Double Cheeseburger with "MAC SAUCE" is the poor mans Big Mac. He told me to order it with "MAC SAUCE" and lettuce next time. Thanks for the advice Killa and thanks for helping me save for the future. Next time you guys are at the Golden Arches... Get the "MAC SAUCE"!!!! You won't be disappointed.

you WIN SOME, then you DIM SUM

What a long long weekend. To many stories and adventures to tell you in one blog entry. It was super duper fun, but I'm paying for it today...

It was dope having the Predator and Ham down here.

Hope you had a great Birthday HIEU!

and if you guys haven't done so... you HAVE to play Cranium with Ham. He is a master at charades.

Stop, Drop, And Roll

Last night my life flashed before my eyes. I was in a crazy blazing apartment complex fire. I was running for my life as the building burned into crumbles. People were fighting... kicking and shoving to get to the stairs first. Luckily I used my weight to my advantage and stomped people out of the way to make it to safe grounds.

Ok so maybe it didn't quite go down like that. I was enjoying a nice glass of wine with my friend Hieu at her apt. watching Gone in 60 seconds. She lit up a candle and minutes later the fire alarm went off. She thought it was the smoke alarm going off cause of the candle. Blonde moment? Probably. I said it was the fire alarm. So we evacuated along with everybody else in the building. Getting downstairs everyone was in their PJ's. You see all these big buff dudes with their tiny little ankle biters looking all tough. And girls standing around in their man's clothes with messy hair looking like they were having a romp before the alarm went off. Standing around outside I was checking out potentials that I could possibly stalk, and there were a few I might add. But the Fire Department came and shut off the alarm, everybody went back in, and my night ended early.

Good news is that I'm ok. The false alarm didn't harm me. I wish it was a real fire so that I could tell you a more exciting story. Like I dashed into the building and saved 4 people and 3 dogs and 2 cats. or that I had to perform CPR to someone to get them back from smoke inhalation. But pretty much I stood outside nippin out and people watched. Oh and I ran into my friend Kris who happens to live in that building to. Your welcome for the exciting story. I'll follow up with a fake "how I got stuck in the elevator" story next time. Stay tuned!

Flashbacks

Not much to say today. So here's some flashback photos for you guys to enjoy...

We were young... Fly... and Flashy!!!

Three's Company

So if you guys have never had a MENAGE A TROIS before. I highly recommend it. The sensation you get from it is so delightful, fulfilling, and exotic. Having it is like no other you've ever experienced before. I think I can have me some MENAGE A TROIS every single night and never get sick of it. It's a must everyone must try it at least once in their lifetime. It's actually quite easy to have a MENAGE A TROIS. They sell it a Ralph's for $9.49 in the wine section. Its a blend of Merlot, Cab, and a Zin. Hence the name MENAGE A TROIS... and if you guys were reading this and thinking I was talking bout something else, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Zoom Zoom

Last night I had Korean BBQ AGAIN with the Pham and got grossly full. Afterwards we went to a BMW meet to meet up with a friend. We get there kind of late, but there were still about 10-15 cars out. As I was hanging out with some peeps talking about our cars... This new M3 rolls up. There were about 3 M3's already there but this one was creepin on a come up. Out of nowhere some random dude runs up to the car and yells to the driver the FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard! He yells, "HEY BRO! CAN YOU REV YOUR ENGINE FOR ME?!?" The driver of the M3 revs his engine and I swear the guy that asked busted one right then and there. I couldn't help but laugh. I don't think the guy noticed because he was still in complete euphoria from hearing that engine REV. I laughed so hard that I worked up an appetite again. So I had Pinkberry to tie me over. That's all. Thanks for reading my pointless blog. I'll let you continue your day now.

Happy Friday!!!!

Just let it Marinate

I went to a Korean BBQ place the other night and something dawned on me. The food was BAM and the company was great!!!!

But here's the concept. You pay to cook your own food. Why are we paying so much money to cook our own food at a restaurant? Isn't the whole point of "going out" to eat is to not have to cook? But I guess this way you can't complain about the food since you are the chef... So hats off to the chef!

I recommend if you guys go to a Korean BBQ place, order minimal and sneak in your own meat. Mix your meat (TWSS) together and they'll never know the difference. But can they really say anything? NO! Cause you're cooking yourself. Don't say I never gave you any good advice... Please tell me if this plan works. I'm to much of a chicken shit to try this out myself. Thanks!

Now I Got Ends

And I'm rollin a BIMMER...


Fuck a BENZ...

and so many new FRIENDS...

Hot Butter on What? Say What?

Here is a BBM convo I had with Killa Kam yesterday.

KillaKam: ...You're prolly right! But I would've done the popcorn trick on her.

Me: Popcorn trick?

KillaKam: Yeah popcorn trick. You know? Where you watch a movie with a girl with a tub of popcorn and you cut a whole in the bottom and stick your WANG in it. She'll go in to grab popcorn and get a nice surprise! The rest is history!!!

Me: hahaha. Oh yeah! That popcorn trick!

KillaKam: It works every time!

Me: How do you know? Did Castro try it on you?

KillaKam: The other way around...

Sorry to involve you Mic. But you were the one to show me this trick... I guess you learned it from Killa?

But it's not as bad as it sounds. We just like to help each other out when it comes to kickin game! HAH!

Class Act House Party