High Top Fade

I'm at a Thai restaurant yesterday ordering some food to go cause my coworkers insisted I bring some food in cause they were craving this sweet mango and sticky rice dessert. I was sitting there waiting and remembered my one experience at GEORGE'S THAI BISTRO. Now I should've known better than to try a THAI restuarant named GEORGE's, but I gave them the benefit out the doubt. So I order this vegetable dish with peanut sauce, I LOVE peanut sauce! Anxiously waiting, I see the waitress head towards my table with my hot and steaming plate. I dig in before she even sets the plate down and 3 and a half bites into it I see a hair simmering in my food! I know it's not mine since it was long and had food all tangled in it. So it was mixed around for a minute. I called the waitress over and said to her, "there's a hair in my food." She responds with,"So you want a new one?" I'm sitting here think no dumb dumb I want you to take the hair out so I can continue eating this lovely lice infested dish. Of course I want a new one! But I just responded with "Yes please." She took it back and brought me out a new one and it was the worse thai food I've ever had and plus it barely had any sauce. I told you how much I love peanut sauce. So do yourself a favor and if you see a THAI restaurant with an AMERICAN name...do yourself a favor and just pass. Just sayin.

But if you really like the food and are still super duper hungry: pluck your own hair halfway through, mix it around, and ask for a new. You don't have to thank me now. Just thank me when you get your 2 for 1 meal. With that HAPPY FRIDAY!