Autopilot

This morning I am running on autopilot. I had 2 hours of sleep maybe. A stupid ass neighbor of mine let his or her damn ankle biter bark all damn night into the early morning. For some reason I am a very light sleeper now and the barking from this dog kept me up all night. I found myself joining my other neighbors screaming out their window, "SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOG UP!" I then proceeded to add A "BITCH" at the end of that. I felt like it added a little extra sumptin sumptin, you know? That's a Bitchilism for you. Where you add a bitch at the end of a comment to make it sound so much more intense. So after 127 "SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOG UP.....BITCH!" later, the neighborhood security guard finally took care of the situation. and 2 hours later of sleep I am here happy as can be saving lives on autopilot. I believe if I ever get to see that dog, it'll probably look something like this. or at least it will if some of the neighbors get to it...