Clean on the Outside, Cream on the Inside

Meet the Super Shaved Iced from Guppi House. She comes with the sweetest and perkiest Strawberries. The softest, most succulent Bananers. Drizzled with finest top shelf Condensed Milk. Topped with handmade Vanilla, Strawberry, and Mango ice cream. Probably the next best thing to whip cream in the bedroom. By that I mean a big tub of Cool Whip watching Night at the Roxbury. "What if the inside of the club looked liked the outside and the outside looked liked the inside?" One of the greatest movie ever made.... EMILIO!!!

Back to the Shaved Ice. This thing is suppose to feed 7-9 people. Why did I get this all alone and demolish it and went for seconds? I'm a beast and that's what I do! Ok so what if there were 6 of us and we took half to go. You ask who takes ice to go? I do! Put that shit in some stirofoam and hold it against the AC in your car to keep it cool. Don't tell me you never learned anything from reading this hot mess of a blog. You can take the dude out of Everett. But you can't take the Everett out the dude. TWSS.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile