Thursday, December 18, 2008

How to not score chicks

Things not to do when wanting to bring a girl home:

1. DATE RAPE FACE. Peep Killa's look in the background of this pic.
Don't ever do this if you ever want to go home with someone besides yourself.


2. Don't follow Killa's lead by asking a girl, "Hey, wanna have sex with me?" followed by an, "eat c*ck" that is a definite no no.
3. When you're at the club make sure your wife beater isn't creeping out your vneck like Killa's. It tends to creep girls out when they think you are wearing a bra...
So as long as you DON"T do any of these things. Your chances of taking someone home is pretty high.
You're Welcome!

6 comments:

Jen said...

that look is priceless

B dot said...

staring like it's a piece of steak... mmmm steak....

cllctr said...

hahaha oh man.. i put down his eHarmony application as a compliment! this is not that!

kickstandkam said...

IT'S WAR YOU COCKFACE....KARATE CHOPS AND BITES ARE IN FULL EFFECT WHEN I SEE YOU. YOU REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS THIS TIME.... :(

EEBON said...

haha. that's what you get for calling me a 7yr old chinese boy...

.CupCake. said...

WHAT?! u got it all wrong!
the date rape face is what gets them!