Three's Company

So if you guys have never had a MENAGE A TROIS before. I highly recommend it. The sensation you get from it is so delightful, fulfilling, and exotic. Having it is like no other you've ever experienced before. I think I can have me some MENAGE A TROIS every single night and never get sick of it. It's a must everyone must try it at least once in their lifetime. It's actually quite easy to have a MENAGE A TROIS. They sell it a Ralph's for $9.49 in the wine section. Its a blend of Merlot, Cab, and a Zin. Hence the name MENAGE A TROIS... and if you guys were reading this and thinking I was talking bout something else, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!