So I'm at Staples buying a memory card for my new camera. I do the usual bargain shopping and browsing and finally decide to buy a 4 gig card. I go to the register and pay. I reach into my wallet and pulled out my debit card since I didn't have enough cash. I hear this very low, squeaky, monotone voice behind the register ask me "debit or credit?" To give you a visual of how this guy looks compared to his voice...he's around 6'2, 125lbs with a butt parted platinum blonde hair and bleach white skin lighter than Michael Jackson. I responded with, "Either or, whichever is easiest for you =)" I added the smile cause that's exactly what I did. This guy goes, in his creepy squeaky voice, "Credit is always the better way to go. Never use debit. Credit cards protect against fraud and debit won't." I was like WTF? Isn't it all the same? He explains the whole process and drags out a 30 second checkout to like 5 minutes and 44 seconds. I wanted to just leave cause I had to pee like crazy, but I didn't want to be rude. But C'mon guy: Can't I just pay how I want to pay? and deal with the repercussions later? So as he finally finishes his speech. I glance up and gave him a smile and thanked him. I look at his name tag and his name is STEVEN! Go figure...
But since then I having been using my debit card as a "credit card" Hope you guys do the same. I want you guys to be protected. Safe sex is the best sex. With that, Have a great weekend everybody!
1 comment:
i say that! "whatever is easiest for you"...did you know that? have you heard me say that? im falling out of my chair.
ps. no sex, is the safest.
Post a Comment