Looks Can Be Deceiving

I'm writing this story in pink so you get the full effect of what happened yesterday. As I was in Newport at another stoplight, I pull up next to this girl in a pink barbie looking bike with a white banana seat and a pink helmet. Now I know you're thinking its a little girl, but she was around my age, late teens! She looks over and says, "Cool bike. Is that a FIXIE?" I responded, "Yes." She goes "COOL!" Light turns green and I take it casually and look over and she has her head tucked down and SMOKES the crap out of me and was GHOST...I tried catching up but that barbie bike was way to much for me. I exhausted myself trying to catch up and after 17 seconds I gave up and accepted defeat and now I'm living in shame. So if you see a girl rolling around in Newport with a pink bike. Be careful. That girl is dangerous!