Green Machine

Gas prices are hiking up. Cars are comsuming more than the world can produce. What's the alternative? Veggie oil! I was driving home yesterday and for 5 minutes straight I smelled french fries. I was like WTF? This is making me hungry. Next to tater tots, french fries are my 2nd favorite kind of potatoes. So after 5 minutes of trying to figure out where this lovely scent was coming from...I notice the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that read "powered by vegetable oil" I've seen a couple of these cars on TV but never firsthand, up close and personal. Such a delectable smell and it was coming from that car! They probably filled up while eating at their favorite burger joint and used all the left over old grease that Wendy's or something was gonna throw out anyways. Got me thinking I wanna maybe do somethiing like this. But instead of burger joints I would hit up asian restaurants and use the Egg Roll oil or a Krispy Kreme and use the donut oil. Add a little bit of flavor to this bio diesel world. Imagine one day sitting in traffic and instead smelling this guys nasty ass exhaust fumes, you get a 7 course meal without eating a single calorie. Cravings would be fulfilled. And you would have money in your pocket cause you didn't have to fill up 7 times last week at 92 dollars and 61 cents a tank. Green is good!